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What I Want, pt. 3

  • Control:

    I am disappointed in you, gentlemen. Particularly you, Felix. Your negligence compromised the mission.

  • Felix:

    I'm just gonna point out that NOWHERE in our dossiers on these soldiers did it mention that their AI could jump from soldier to radio jammer. Or, y'know, that it could be in one of the idiot sim soldiers instead of the freelancers. Juuuuuust sayin'.

  • Control:

    I expect my associates to be prepared for all contingencies, Felix. You were not. Locus, do you have anything to say for yourself?

  • Locus:

    It was a temporary lapse in judgment. It will not happen again.

  • Control:

    I was under the impression that you did not associate yourself with unreliable elements, Locus. That you eliminated those that failed you.

  • Locus:

    That is correct.

  • Control:

    I would say that Felix has been unreliable of late. Wouldn't you, Locus?

  • Locus:

    ...Yes.

  • Felix:

    Whoa--hey, Locus, buddyyyy! We've been through too much together for it to go down like this! Remember all the good times we had, y'know, killing people and taking their money? Classic!

  • Control:

    Felix's conduct has been unacceptable, Locus. But you are a soldier. I can rely on you. I order you to end your association with Felix immediately.

  • Locus:

    ...

  • Locus:

    No.

  • Control:

    No?

  • Locus:

    You have no influence here. You need us. I will not kill my partner for your game.

  • Felix:

    Hey, good to know you have the most basic of moral standards, man. Really good to know there's a shred of decency in there after all. It's a little disgusting, but it means I'm not dead, so cool--

  • Locus:

    Stop talking. Control, Felix and I will complete our mission of eliminating the Reds and Blues on our own terms. However, we will require...additional resources.

  • [CUE THE TEASING OF THE SEASON 13 MACGUFFIN]

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bootlegprecious:

versacekardashian:

toyota:

toyota:

Remember that time Laura Bozzo was talking to the ashes of this woman’s husband

& then the husband was not really dead, Laura brought him to the show & the younger girl (his other wife) fainted & then he said that he was in a car crash & had lost his memory so he didn’t remember any of the two women in the set. BUT THEN Laura told everyone that he was lying & he was not in a car crash & that he had not lost his memory. she said that he had sold his truck & gave the money to another wife he had ( a third family) and then she proceeded to show the video tape of him with his 3rd wife

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You can’t make this shit up, it’s glorious.

Spanish T.V. is on another level.

  • People who can't draw:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • People who don't try at all:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Teachers:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Beginning artists:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Pro artists:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Famous artists:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Extremely famous artists:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • Long gone, passed away artists who went down in history:

    Drawing is fucking hard

  • People who are upset an artist won't draw for them for free:

    Drawing is easy!

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